Swingin' Steve's Quest for Love: Surprising Dates and Bold Adventures

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Oh my god, I just totally got catfished.

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He looks absolutely nothing like his picture.

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So I found out, the guy that I've been dating is married with kids.

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His wife just reached out to me.

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Welcome to the Meat Market.

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The single scene is a slaughterhouse and we are here to devour it.

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We are your hosts.

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I'm Lindsay and I'm Jess, and today our sizzling single is Swingin' Steve, welcome.

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So I say swingin' for two reasons.

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One you used to play baseball for the Cubs, right yeah?

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So, ladies, he's good with his balls, he knows how to handle them and you're used to getting to first base.

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You like getting home runs.

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I'm just going to hit you with all the puns.

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Obviously, grand slams is what I shoot for.

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So the second reason I say Swingin' Steve is you are a member of the swingers community, right?

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Indeed, yes, so I have a funny story.

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So we've known Steve for what a couple decades, a long time, we've worked together on many projects and I remember he told me he was a swinger and I know nothing about that world and he wanted to educate me.

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So he sent me an email, an email invite to a swingers party.

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And I was at my corporate America job checking my email, reading the swingers invite, and I get a message from an employee that's like.

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Lindsay, the employee says don't check your personal emails at work.

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And I'm like, what are you talking about?

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I'm still reading the swingers email.

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He's like quit reading the swingers email.

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He's like, quit reading the swingers email.

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I'm like, oh shoot.

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He's like the boss is in there reading what you're reading and is reading the swingers email and I was mortified.

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But then I was thinking, because she was a 60 year old lady, had a lot of style, a lot of edge, I'm like I bet she's writing that address down.

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I'm just gonna be the first one to show up at the party.

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There's going to hit you up, that's hilarious hey about that.

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So I never went to the Posse.

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But so tell us, how did you get involved in the swingless community?

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Well, so I used to be a jealous dude and I soon realized that that was a turnoff, a big turnoff for women.

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And then in walked this lady who happened to be a couple decades older than me, this lady who happened to be a couple decades older than me, and it was like she and I saw each other Saturday, sundays, and if she liked me that weekend, mondays, you know.

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She walked in.

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Where, where did you meet her exactly?

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Set the scene for us a little bit, so I fucking put my phone number on her car on the windshield wiper and it was raining.

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Wow, are you kidding me?

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And the fact that I got a text message saying who's Steve.

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I just put my name and my number and it was raining.

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And it was pouring and I'm like this has got to be fate.

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That's so funny.

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Did you live in the same like complex Did you, was it?

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the grocery store.

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I lived at the bank on Scottsdale Road.

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It was hilarious.

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Did you just see?

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You saw her walk in.

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I saw a blonde hop out of a nice whip and she was older.

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See younger men, older women.

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And I just moved down here.

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I'm like oh yeah, hilarious.

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I just saw basically blonde hair and a nice ass and I'm like she gets my number.

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Oh my God.

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Well, good for you for having that, and then she texted me and was like back when it was Flickas, we met at Flickas.

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The rest is history.

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It's funny because I was like, oh, I got a sugar mama.

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She'd bring over a bottle of Jack Daniels and a 12-pack of Red Bull and some weed or some shit, and I thought that that was a sugar mama.

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A bottle of Barefoot.

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Little did I know.

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So she rocked your world.

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She opened your eyes.

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No, I rocked hers really.

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I mean, it's kind of like.

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And so what was her situation?

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Was she with?

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Was she married?

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Was she in a relationship?

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And you were?

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Or what was the swinging?

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What was that?

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So, like how was she in the community, you know, six years we were Saturday, sunday, sometimes Mondays, and we're Saturday, sunday, sometimes Mondays, and you know, like I'm like, hey, it'd be hot if you know you were getting fucked.

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I don't know, can I talk like that, yeah, of course, so you enjoyed watching her have sex with a man.

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I mean, I didn't know if I did or not.

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You know, it was just kind of like you know you watch porn or whatever, and it's like oh right, you can say the words like okay, you can enunciate them and say them normally you can just say porn, yeah, you don't have to lower your voice, it's okay, it's okay.

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Thanks, coach, I got you, um, so.

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So then it was like.

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You know, I've google searched you know swingers, you know like, and boom, like bam.

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Who knew that this was the mecca, one of the meccas you know, here in florida?

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and uh and it was like all right, cool.

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And then, you know, we met, we went out and met this couple and and went back to the house and, uh, it was uh on and popping let's get it on and and they were.

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They were cool people.

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You know like, I've met a lot of really nice and genuine people.

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You know, it's just um a lot of people like like my mom, for instance.

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God bless her.

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Um, she was like what, what, why are you, why do you even?

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Why are you into that?

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I'm like why not?

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Why not I like what I like, I like what I like so when you were with her and you were with other couples, then you would be with the other wife and she would be with the other husband.

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Or was it like an orgy?

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situation A lot of times.

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So she wasn't necessarily like bi by any means, but she was try.

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You know she'd try it.

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Tri everything.

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Yeah, just to you know the situation or whatever she'd play into it.

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And then all of a sudden it was like the chicks just like were on top of each other before and we were sitting here shooting pool, you know, like bullshitting, they're having fun.

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And then it's like all right, it's our turn.

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So it was mostly two girls and then you.

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And her husband.

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Okay.

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I don't know if they were married or not, but yeah, it's just like the more the merrier, really Okay, okay.

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So what is an?

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What is it MFM?

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So some guy was talking about MFM and I'm like what is that?

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A radio station have?

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you heard of that?

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Oh, it's getting.

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Have you ever heard of an Eiffel Tower?

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Oh, I can see the visual.

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Have you, I think you have, I have so it's the woman and then two men.

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It's the woman and then two men.

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Okay, okay, high-fiving at the top, wow.

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You know it's funny because there's a really attractive couple that I would hang out with on a regular basis and the dude was fucking.

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He had a big dick right.

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Mine's not that big.

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I mean mine's average right.

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But the funny part is he can never get hard, so I'm like I win.

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Hashtag winning.

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I'm like, ah, oh, my God, that's so funny, dude.

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But then, like he would get mad at his fiance because he wanted to take the fucking attention off his limp dick and was, like, would get madder.

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Like you're not into this.

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I'm like, dude, she's taking two dicks like as good as she possibly could.

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Like she's into it, bro, like.

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And then he's like, don't worry about it, we'll talk about it after later on.

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I'm like no, no, no, no, no.

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Like we're here in the mix, right, and you brought me into this.

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There's no way I'm sitting here with you feeling some type of way over there while I'm hooking up with your chick like I just feel like you'd be plotting so I want to know where are these parties held?

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are they held at people's houses?

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Do they rent a place?

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I mean there's a, there's a spot called my secret house, that is like a specific place that has playrooms and and, and then there's, you know, encounters, um so with different but personally like, I like more, like, like natural and just like yeah, yeah, I don't want to it's not all fucking.

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It's not all pretty people at those parties yeah, it's kind of like imagine it's quite the opposite there's a, there's a convention in vegas right like

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oh, like every weekend like every weekend, okay, well, there's.

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So I I have friends that have an open marriage and they went to this some convention in vegas once because they were like maybe the swinger lifestyle is for us like they'd never.

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They'd done a lot of like threesomes with bringing another girl into their relationship, but they'd never done like full-on swinging.

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And so they're like let's go, we'll check this out, we'll, we'll see what it's like.

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And it's funny because when they got back and I asked her about it and I was like, well, how was it like, did you meet anybody?

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And she was like, bitch, we were the hottest ones there yeah like she was like it.

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What like the people that were there she were was like were not attractive.

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They were not like any like it wasn't people that we would be interested in.

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She's like my husband and I were literally like looking at each other going like where's the safety word?

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yes, yes, I bet they were so in demand yes, they were.

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Oh, everyone it was all over her.

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She said everyone was all over her, to the point where, like they're like, they're like okay we're, we're good we're good for these couple hours, like we'll just spend the rest of the weekend like partying in vegas, like we do when we come here normally, like they're like we, we'll skip the rest of the convention that's, that's the glory of the swinger sites out there is because you can.

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You can pick and choose and it's pretty authentic.

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You know you can't really get catfished when there's two people.

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You know, if you get catfished by a couple, they're doing something right.

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So, jess, if we're ever feeling down on ourselves or insecure and feeling ugly, go to a swingers convention, and then we'll have attention.

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We'll have a pick of the bunch.

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Any holiday, like Columbus Day or Labor Day or Canada's New Year, I don't fucking know.

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No, but there's a party, literally.

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I can pull out my phone.

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The swingers party on the government holidays.

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Yeah, I can pull out my phone right now, look on the site and there's probably a party tonight either here Vegas or Florida.

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Wow.

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So these parties, people are just walking around and they have drinks and music.

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How do you approach someone Like what do you say?

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Well, I mean.

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Want a bang, like I mean seriously.

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Like the drink.

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No, I mean there's like so.

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For instance, there's a uh, the old saguaro an old town?

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Yep that was a they would.

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It would be a quote-unquote takeover and you know it'd be, the swingers community would just take over the hotel and and, and then you know they people, there's little cliques and whatnot within the community or whoever's there, um, but this one time I brought mushrooms.

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And let me tell you something you're a fun guy, it's not.

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Uh, I'm a fun guy and it's that's pretty quick.

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Um, it's not really a sex drug, so oh no, it really is.

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So it didn't go back, it didn't go well yeah, well, it's just like you know, microdosing, and then everybody's like whoa, just groovy with the lights and stuff the music's like and uh, yeah, I felt kind of bad because it killed the sex vibe.

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Yeah, you're like the other guy you're talking about that, just couldn't get, couldn work yeah.

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Oh, I mean, don't get me wrong, I didn't need any.

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Oh, you did as well.

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I was going to be performing, if need be.

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That's hilarious.

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It's like just you know trick out all my competition.

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So it's like did.

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I kill the mood, or did?

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I did I just?

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Did I make the mood?

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Yeah, did I just discover something?

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Come here ladies, hello.

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Jokes on you boys that is smart, that's funny.

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So tell us you had told us a story that cracks me up about you at Geisha, which I love, geisha my heart was broken when they closed yeah, they had the best happy hour and their food was on par.

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What's there right now?

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Dust.

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I don't know, they're developing that corner, I think.

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I think so.

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Yeah, yeah, unfortunately.

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So you were sitting at geisha and there was a hot chick.

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So you tell the story.

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So she's over there, you know, eating her edamame or whatever, having her sake bombs, and I'm like, wow, she's pretty hot.

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I was like I'll get a sake bomb and some edamame.

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And then I scoot one seat over and, uh, then I got my my roll and I had scooted one other seat over and and just sparked up conversation and she was like on, she was on it.

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I was like whoa, it's pretty cool, she's really into me right now.

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Like this is awesome, she's like it.

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I was like whoa, that's pretty cool, she's really into me right now.

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Like this is awesome.

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She's like hey, I got a room at the Valley.

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Ho, you want to go back to it.

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I'm like sign me up.

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So we go back there and you know we're hanging out.

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And then all of a sudden she's giving me head and in walks a dude, and I'm like, all of a sudden I'm on a roller coaster of emotions, like shit, do I?

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have to fight because are you full naked?

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I'm like yeah, I'm like hey, uh, there's a whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on a second.

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I like kind of like hey, and she turns around and she goes hey, babe, it worked.

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And I'm like whoa, wait a second.

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You guys just punk me like like what the fuck?

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I'm so confused.

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I'm like you're cool with this man meanwhile you're like I would have just.

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I would have been into it if you would have just right, just been honest it was.

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It was crazy, though, so then did he join in uh yeah I mean I I I was like hold on a second man, because I was in the news, it was happening, it was going good for me and I'm like hold on, I don't want any really interruptions.

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So you're ruining the flow, right, but no, I mean tag, tagged him in and and it was hilarious.

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Was it one of the rooms with the big tub in the middle?

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Because, that could be fun.

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No, but it was like one of the lofts.

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Oh yeah, yeah.

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Oh, not up to my par.

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That's not what I meant by that.

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I'm just fucking with you.

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But yeah, it was cool.

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They're like we'll hit you up next time we're in town.

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I'm like cool, do it.

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And then you also told us that you actually get paid.

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Men pay you to take care of their wives uh, in the past.

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Uh, yes, I don't know what an easy gig for you it was kind of out of spite my ex.

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I'm like, man, this, this chick is not coming home.

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Fuck this, like I'm I'm doing, doing something crazy.

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And then there was getting a message from this man.

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He's like, hey, I need you to go meet my wife on Friday night at Blue Martini, and you know, just make her feel pretty.

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I'm like all right.

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So I show up to Blue Martini and he's like she'll be wearing this and this and this.

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I'm like all right.

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So I show up to blue martini and, and he's like she'll be wearing this and this and this.

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I'm like all right.

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And I and I locate her.

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And she's at the well, like by the well, and there's no spot, there's no space.

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There's like a couple, her, and then the well, and I'm like, fuck, this is, this is a kind of kind of gonna be challenging.

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And then the couple gets up that was next to her, and then I see this dweeb, like across the bar just eyeing her, and I'm like, oh hell, no, there's no way, I'm gonna lose to this guy.

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So I just kind of like swung in there.

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I'm like, hey, and it sparked up conversation with her and and and then my pocket vibrates.

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I check my phone, it's a Venmo payment $250.

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I'm like hell yes, hell yeah, all right, cool.

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And then you know, we order a couple appetizers and then in walks the dude her husband the husband, yeah, and he had a bitter beer face.

00:16:06.379 --> 00:16:12.926
So I now know why he reached out is because she probably was not really into him.

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You know, and, uh, the plan was you know if, if she wanted to take it to that next level, cool, I could.

00:16:22.764 --> 00:16:25.227
You know, it was all part of the game, you know.

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I don't know if I should call it a game, but all part of the plan.

00:16:29.033 --> 00:16:29.495
The plan, yeah.

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And so he orders a drink and he's almost like chaperoning, and then he just disappears I'm like what the fuck was that?

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And leaves his drink on the counter.

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I'm like that's an anchor.

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He's leaving that there so he can come back for it.

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And we went and I danced with her, maybe two songs, and like yes, yes, yes, and ended up making like, uh, eleven hundred dollars or something like that that's, and do you think he was watching you the whole time, like like that first venmo?

00:17:00.784 --> 00:17:06.364
those glasses he had on, probably oh that's so he was getting turned on by watching, so that turns turns him on.

00:17:06.364 --> 00:17:06.964
Yes, right.

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Yes, did you do anything, though, like sexually with her, or was it just?

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dancing and talking, just meeting.

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You know, I complimented her, made her feel pretty.

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I did my job.

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Was she pretty?

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Was it easy to make her feel pretty?

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Yeah, she was.

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She definitely was out of his league.

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Yeah.

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You.

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She definitely was out of his league.

00:17:32.203 --> 00:17:32.526
Yeah, you know.

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Sorry, sorry, I'm not sorry.

00:17:33.088 --> 00:17:36.863
So we had asked you to come to the studio on a weekend and you were like, oh sorry, this guy's paying me to fly to Vegas to bang his wife.

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Does that happen often?

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um, so I'm straight.

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So, uh, on this platform that I'm on, there's a lot of bisexual and gated to each their own not me, so I really don't get hit up that often, but when I do, it's uh, it's one for the money, for real.

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Um, yeah, I was excited, I was supposed to be going there this weekend and and they postponed it and it's, they're like we were thinking of hawaii.

00:18:08.286 --> 00:18:15.373
I'm like, yeah, if I don't have to lose the money that I'm getting, yeah, being donated to me.

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I guess I don't know how I was gonna say how does that work?

00:18:18.044 --> 00:18:18.967
so do they?

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They fly you out like do they pay your plane ticket I mean that's part of the agreement okay I'm not going to fund your own trip.

00:18:28.593 --> 00:18:35.584
Yeah, pretty much yeah, exactly yeah, so are you what they call the unicorn, a male unicorn, like the single guy that couples want to bring in?

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A bull?

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Oh, it's called a bull.

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You know what's funny is?

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when one year it was halloween and I fucking had nothing, no costume or anything.

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I'm like I want to go to fascinations.

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And they had a bull, they had a long sleeve shirt with the horns with a hood.

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Yeah, and I'm like hell yeah.

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So I had a full man chew going, because my plan was to be white goodman from globo gin, because, uh, people say I look like a fucker and uh, and so then I was like all right, I have this bull uniform and I have a full manchu going, fuck yeah.

00:19:10.103 --> 00:19:19.136
So I made a shirt that said two for one rides mustache ride and a bull ride so I think that's pretty common.

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Like when I was single, I dated, went on first a lot of first dates with the guys like, yeah, it really turns me on to watch my girlfriend have sex with someone else.

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Like I get so turned on my wife is being banged by another guy.

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Have you ever had guys?

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I've never had a man say that to me, no, never.

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I mean I I know it's out there because I know couples.

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I know couples in the lifestyle and I know that it is something that people do like, like, it is like a fetish of people's, but it no personally you haven't been that lucky.

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I've never been that lucky, I've never been that lucky.

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It's not my cup of tea.

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I never partook.

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I like to be, you know, monogamous and I like to be numero uno, but um, but yeah, it's quite apparent that there are a lot of guys that like that yeah, you know I think so I want to bring in other men to their relationship.

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You want to be, want to be numero uno.

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Whether you're in a lifestyle or not, you should always be number one.

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Yeah.

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You know what I'm saying.

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I just like to be with a guy that only has eyes for me and doesn't want anyone else to touch me.

00:20:15.605 --> 00:20:15.986
You know?

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Yeah, Fair enough.

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Yeah, so there's apps.

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So like similar to the dating apps, like similar to just like regular heterosexual relationship dating apps there's also swingers apps.

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Yeah, yeah, and can you look for like everything you look for, the unicorn?

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Or the bull and look for another couple and look for groups.

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It's like non-traditional, I guess like lifestyle.

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I popped a Starburst on my map.

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But it's so good, I unwrapped it.

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I didn't even know, I unwrapped it that's funny um, yeah, uh, there's a couple I'm.

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I should be getting uh paid for sponsorship, but or for advertising um three.

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Fun is one um field I've heard before so are there pretty unicorns out there, because I know every couple wants to bring in a hot chick to the bedroom.

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I mean yeah.

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Are there some pretty women that want to go in and join couples?

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What up Was this?

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On Asking for a Friend what are they on?

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Aaron's like listening right now.

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He's like, yes, Bring him in baby.

00:21:26.090 --> 00:21:27.862
You're welcome Aaron listening right now.

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He's like, yes, bring him in baby you're welcome, aaron.

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Um, yeah, I mean you just, there's filters, you know um.

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And then obviously there's the, the sites you know where.

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It's like they got a map and you can see where they're at, and it's like, oh, that's well not exactly where they're at, because they're smarter than that, but and so there's.

00:21:47.837 --> 00:21:49.443
The swingers community is pretty big here.

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I hear anthem and scott, so there's a lot of swingers.

00:21:51.830 --> 00:21:53.202
So is it what you said?

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the purple light on the porch in anthem indicates that you are open for business yeah you put it that way it's funny.

00:22:00.949 --> 00:22:14.386
So I was telling my mom, my mom's in town, and I was telling her that, I was telling her, um, that yeah, there's certain places where a purple porch light means that you're in the swingers community and it's like open for business.

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And the small town in the Midwest where they live.

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She was like, oh my God, there's this one house in our town that always has a purple light on the porch.

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And I was like they might just be Vikings fans, Mom, oh, buddy, but they might be swingers too, I don't know.

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I guess like they're everywhere, right?

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So it's like you never know they really are.

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And in the Midwest there's few and far between.

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Vikings underwear.

00:22:43.080 --> 00:22:44.125
So what are your hobbies?

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What do you do?

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I'm sure you do more than just swinging.

00:22:48.319 --> 00:22:48.359
I.

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So what are your hobbies?

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What do you do?

00:22:50.364 --> 00:22:53.229
I'm sure you do more than just swinging.

00:22:53.229 --> 00:22:56.394
I'm really into art painting, tagging and music.

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Obviously I'm a consultant for a local record label.

00:23:05.461 --> 00:23:10.553
And so if you were to find the right, right one, would you stop your swinging ways?

00:23:10.593 --> 00:23:26.307
if she was to ask you, I mean willing to change your lifestyle if she wanted a monogamous relationship yeah, if, if it, uh, if it was the one you know but, it's like, I'll you know, I'll throw hints in there like hey, uh, how about this and how about that?

00:23:26.407 --> 00:23:28.240
Yeah, do you date a lot Like?

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Do you use traditional dating apps or do you date women outside of the swinging community?

00:23:34.671 --> 00:23:38.409
often, yeah, I mean in the past.

00:23:38.409 --> 00:23:54.653
Yeah, Right now I'm single, obviously, but I recently was with someone and she so happened to be in it as well or familiar with it, and it worked out in her favor.

00:23:54.980 --> 00:23:57.723
Are you able to find women Like on the Swingers apps?

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Are you able to find other single women?

00:24:00.962 --> 00:24:14.746
There are, but from my experience it's like they're that unicorn, yeah, looking for a couple, a couple they're not looking to date another a bull, they're not looking to date another person.

00:24:14.926 --> 00:24:15.950
Okay, interesting.

00:24:15.950 --> 00:24:17.223
So that makes it kind of difficult.

00:24:17.223 --> 00:24:21.105
Then it's, yeah, it's, it's to date one person.

00:24:21.307 --> 00:24:28.393
I guess I should say Right and and Right, and if you meet someone like I, would love to meet a chick.

00:24:28.393 --> 00:24:31.449
You know, I've seen a couple on there that I'm like damn.

00:24:31.449 --> 00:24:39.084
You know like we can make this work you know, and it's just.

00:24:39.084 --> 00:24:41.951
It's all about timing and communication, you know.

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Yeah.

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00:24:58.346 --> 00:25:01.348
So we've got some listener questions.

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Today's question is from Fiona in Peoria.

00:25:05.329 --> 00:25:12.730
We may already know Steve's answer to this question, but she would like to know how to spice up her marriage.

00:25:12.730 --> 00:25:19.412
She's been married for 25 years and says that the relationship has become a little stale and stagnant.

00:25:19.412 --> 00:25:22.048
What should I do to keep my marriage alive?

00:25:23.060 --> 00:25:23.964
Steve, we want your input.

00:25:25.861 --> 00:25:35.828
Be open-minded and maybe know while you're if, who knows how stagnant it is if they're even physical.

00:25:35.828 --> 00:25:40.200
You know like, um, but communicate, that's the biggest thing.

00:25:40.200 --> 00:25:43.865
That in the, in the lifestyles, communication is like if.

00:25:43.865 --> 00:25:49.173
If you communicate, then we all know what the hell each other wants.

00:25:49.173 --> 00:25:49.474
Yeah.

00:25:49.474 --> 00:25:59.462
You know, Like, if the relationship is stagnant and you're worried that he might go out and cheat, then just say you want to watch.

00:25:59.723 --> 00:26:00.085
Yeah.

00:26:00.154 --> 00:26:01.781
You know and like, maybe play as well.

00:26:01.781 --> 00:26:06.384
You know, like, how important married for 25 years is.

00:26:06.384 --> 00:26:07.847
A pretty important relationship yeah.

00:26:08.315 --> 00:26:13.763
I think it's important to spice it up, because when you're married for that long, you can become fall into the roommate category.

00:26:13.763 --> 00:26:20.202
So I think it's always nice to go out, get dressed up, go out to a nice dinner, do a little bit of shopping, maybe go to Fascinations.

00:26:20.403 --> 00:26:31.190
Right, you know, a nice dinner, do a little bit of shopping, maybe go to fascinations, right you know, buy a sexy outfit.

00:26:31.190 --> 00:26:33.810
You don't even have to hook up with the people, you could just meet another couple and live porn is the best porn.

00:26:33.810 --> 00:26:34.079
You know what I'm saying?

00:26:34.079 --> 00:26:36.394
Like I'd rather watch something live than scroll, you know?

00:26:36.394 --> 00:26:39.619
And so like that, that right there could spice it up.

00:26:39.839 --> 00:26:40.401
That's true.

00:26:40.401 --> 00:26:42.345
Try something new like that.

00:26:42.744 --> 00:26:49.405
Try something new in the bedroom Like kinksters, yeah exactly Coming back to the field thing, so in communication.

00:26:49.405 --> 00:26:56.821
So the reason how I know about that app is because there's these groups on Facebook, right, that are like are we dating the same guy?

00:26:56.821 --> 00:26:57.525
Things like that.

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Like that women post to see, like if their man is talking to other women, or things like that.

00:27:04.117 --> 00:27:06.404
Or like you know, if they're going on a date with this guy.

00:27:06.404 --> 00:27:08.137
They're like is anyone dating him already?

00:27:08.137 --> 00:27:21.238
Right, and often on there they'll post a picture and they'll be like I found that my man has been using the field app behind my back Any women in here that he's chatted with on there.

00:27:21.680 --> 00:27:35.342
So it it's like that's like you said, like the importance of communication and that could just be him and his like wild ideas going on in his head yeah and not even really trying to pursue anybody just like the thought of like oh man, like this chick's hot, I think that she would.

00:27:35.603 --> 00:27:54.229
They both like art, they both like yeah, crafts, or you know, like I think it would be a fun night like fantasizing, yeah, yeah and and, for instance, this dude recently, as of in the last week, this guy, like, start chatting with him.

00:27:54.309 --> 00:27:59.961
I'm thinking I'm talking to the lady and, uh, come to find out it was the dude.

00:27:59.961 --> 00:28:08.310
I over to their house and I'm expecting her to know, like, oh, there's a stranger coming over to hang out.

00:28:09.016 --> 00:28:12.946
And you know well, she didn't have a damn clue.

00:28:12.946 --> 00:28:18.227
And she came down and she's like I have a timer set for how long I'm going to stay down here and hang out.

00:28:18.227 --> 00:28:19.759
And I'm like whoa, wow.

00:28:19.759 --> 00:28:24.637
And then this dude was drunk and he was like kind of pushy.

00:28:24.637 --> 00:28:32.959
And I'm just like dude, this is like just, I didn't even tell him but I'm like, uh, I'm not even into this right now.

00:28:32.959 --> 00:28:36.086
Like like, let me beat your ass at the game of pool again.

00:28:36.086 --> 00:28:37.455
And then I'm gonna dip.

00:28:37.455 --> 00:28:39.459
And you could tell that she wasn't.

00:28:39.459 --> 00:28:46.188
She was like and then he made some comment about like you're just so sick about just a pretty.

00:28:46.188 --> 00:28:53.461
If she was in, if she was aware of what the situation, she might have taken the comment a little bit differently.

00:28:53.461 --> 00:29:02.146
But she's like don't talk to me like that, like I'm just that an object, and I'm like whoa, talk about putting me in a fucking awkward situation.

00:29:02.146 --> 00:29:04.410
I'm like okay.

00:29:04.835 --> 00:29:06.280
Yeah, like the energy just wasn't right.

00:29:06.300 --> 00:29:08.157
Sweetheart, go to bed Like.

00:29:08.157 --> 00:29:10.414
Go to bed, Like don't even trip, Like.

00:29:10.414 --> 00:29:14.705
I'm on your page right now because he's fucked up and it's uncomfortable, yeah.

00:29:16.174 --> 00:29:17.602
So now we're going to discuss an article.

00:29:17.602 --> 00:29:18.477
Again.

00:29:18.477 --> 00:29:20.183
I have a few more bones to pick with this one.

00:29:20.183 --> 00:29:26.760
So CNBCcom has this article questions you should absolutely not ask on a first date.

00:29:26.760 --> 00:29:29.106
First one is what's your dating history?

00:29:29.106 --> 00:29:30.537
Which, yes, I get.

00:29:30.596 --> 00:30:01.944
You don't want to talk about your exes, but if I was single at 40 years old, I don't want to go out with a guy if he's never been in a relationship before, if he's never had a girlfriend before, right you know, you should know, if the dude just based on if you're you're going out with the guy, like obviously he, his personality is, um, you know, like he got you to go out on a date with him, what makes you think that he hasn't gotten, you know, like that's yeah, I wouldn't ask about dating history but I want to know how many serious relationships have you been in?

00:30:02.005 --> 00:30:02.688
Have you been married?

00:30:02.688 --> 00:30:03.451
Have you been engaged?

00:30:03.451 --> 00:30:05.780
I want to know their dating history, but do you need to know that on the first date?

00:30:05.780 --> 00:30:10.309
Yes, because if he's never been in a relationship before, at 40 years old, red flags.

00:30:10.309 --> 00:30:11.656
That's true, right, or?

00:30:11.696 --> 00:30:13.054
do you find that out before the first?

00:30:13.074 --> 00:30:13.154
date.

00:30:13.154 --> 00:30:14.497
Just ask if he has kids.

00:30:14.856 --> 00:30:25.790
Yeah, that's Do you find, do you give your dating like, do you give your history on a first date, Like, if, do you bring up that you're in the swinging community on a first date.

00:30:25.810 --> 00:30:26.411
It just depends.

00:30:26.411 --> 00:30:29.203
I just I just read the, read the situation.

00:30:29.203 --> 00:30:42.354
You know Like, sometimes you know, drop a be like oh my God, this is one time Like, and then just say, say like one, like little tiny story, and just see the reaction.

00:30:42.453 --> 00:30:42.634
Yeah.

00:30:43.817 --> 00:30:51.147
And some chicks have been like the hell and I'm like next, next, next, you know, because yeah.

00:30:51.167 --> 00:30:53.049
So the next question is this was great.

00:30:53.049 --> 00:30:54.720
Do you want to go on another date?

00:30:54.720 --> 00:30:56.224
That's true.

00:30:56.224 --> 00:31:00.203
You shouldn't say that because it puts the other person on the spot, cause every guy I went on a date with said that.

00:31:00.223 --> 00:31:04.488
I'm like yes, absolutely, I had so much fun and I had no intention of going out with him again.

00:31:04.488 --> 00:31:05.288
Yeah, then they're just.

00:31:06.328 --> 00:31:15.527
They're setting themselves up for failure yeah, they are well and the article says you know, don't come across too eager, you want to play cool yeah but then the last.

00:31:15.567 --> 00:31:15.948
What is this?

00:31:15.948 --> 00:31:19.564
Cnbccom the last cnbc.

00:31:19.564 --> 00:31:22.411
You went to cnbc not like glamour or some shit.

00:31:22.411 --> 00:31:25.180
That was more this one I do have issues with.

00:31:25.200 --> 00:31:26.465
So drinks have been fun.

00:31:26.465 --> 00:31:27.170
Should we get dinner?

00:31:27.170 --> 00:31:27.391
Now?

00:31:27.391 --> 00:31:29.077
They say absolutely don't say that.

00:31:29.077 --> 00:31:36.979
But if you're having so much fun during drinks and he says let's get dinner, wouldn't you jump at the chance if it was going well at drinks?

00:31:36.979 --> 00:31:38.240
Yeah, because how often do you go?

00:31:38.279 --> 00:31:38.780
on a good date.

00:31:38.800 --> 00:31:41.084
Why would you cut it short if it's going good?

00:31:42.125 --> 00:31:51.582
I mean dinner's kind of a what happens if you run out of shit to talk about and then you're stuck waiting for the tab.

00:31:51.582 --> 00:31:54.144
Like dinner's, I think a horrible first date.

00:31:54.144 --> 00:32:02.807
I think a movie dinner like go challenge each other, you know, like go play darts, shoot pool, agreed, yeah.

00:32:02.827 --> 00:32:07.065
That's definitely a better first date, something hands-on so you can get hands-on.

00:32:07.065 --> 00:32:19.364
But I think in this context it's talking about drinks first, Like you've spent a couple hours getting drinks right and you're having a great time, and then you decide to go to dinner, so you already know you're having a good time You're being entertained for doing dinner after drinks.

00:32:19.924 --> 00:32:20.445
You're wrong.

00:32:20.486 --> 00:32:21.166
CNBCcom.

00:32:25.694 --> 00:32:28.765
So now it is time for the celebrity cut, where we marinate in the juices of the celebrity, and this one is juicy.

00:32:28.765 --> 00:32:30.741
I want to talk about Bonnie Blue.

00:32:30.741 --> 00:32:31.625
Do you know, bonnie Blue?

00:32:32.894 --> 00:32:34.201
I know Bonnie Rotten.

00:32:34.955 --> 00:32:36.954
A lot of people know her but they don't know her name.

00:32:37.076 --> 00:32:38.101
Yes, I didn't know her name.

00:32:38.101 --> 00:32:40.921
When you brought her name to me, I was like I don't know who that is.

00:32:40.921 --> 00:32:43.907
And then, when you explained to me what she's doing, I was like yes, yes.

00:32:45.255 --> 00:32:50.142
So let's see, if you know, I broke the record of having sex with 100 men in one day.

00:32:50.201 --> 00:32:52.163
Now I'm going to break the record.

00:32:52.365 --> 00:32:55.087
And have sex with 1,000 men in one day.

00:32:55.087 --> 00:32:56.349
Stupid as fuck.

00:32:56.349 --> 00:32:57.171
Okay, good.

00:32:58.295 --> 00:32:59.617
Like come on, dude, what is she doing?

00:32:59.617 --> 00:33:00.220
Hold on a second.

00:33:00.420 --> 00:33:01.301
Crying my eyes.

00:33:01.301 --> 00:33:03.607
I can't see because I have so much juices in my eyes.

00:33:03.607 --> 00:33:05.756
Why would you put yourself through that Wear?

00:33:05.796 --> 00:33:08.584
glasses or goggles, something.

00:33:09.065 --> 00:33:09.747
Sex goggles.

00:33:10.636 --> 00:33:13.146
Like role play something Be a swimmer.

00:33:13.710 --> 00:33:14.532
Olympic swimmer.

00:33:14.532 --> 00:33:14.934
They fuck.

00:33:14.934 --> 00:33:16.481
She comes in a swim cap and goggles.

00:33:16.481 --> 00:33:18.983
She's like I'm ready for my thousand.

00:33:20.115 --> 00:33:21.256
Swim goggles Just snorkel.

00:33:21.256 --> 00:33:24.980
But so what is she trying to prove here?

00:33:25.099 --> 00:33:27.563
I don't know what I don't know what is.

00:33:27.803 --> 00:33:28.784
Is she trying to break a record?

00:33:28.784 --> 00:33:30.165
Yeah, what's the record?

00:33:30.185 --> 00:33:31.346
999?

00:33:31.346 --> 00:33:34.671
No, she had sex with 100 men in one day.

00:33:34.750 --> 00:33:36.796
I think, and is that the record?

00:33:36.796 --> 00:33:37.957
Yes, and now she's going to a thousand.

00:33:37.957 --> 00:33:40.699
Why not just try 200, maybe?

00:33:41.839 --> 00:33:43.682
Why not just be happy with?

00:33:43.781 --> 00:33:45.163
100?

00:33:45.163 --> 00:33:48.885
The article probably CNN wrote.

00:33:48.885 --> 00:33:51.969
She looked very tired.

00:33:51.969 --> 00:33:54.590
It's like okay, that was 100 times 10.

00:33:54.590 --> 00:33:55.251
Like girl.

00:33:58.616 --> 00:33:59.565
How much time does each guy?

00:33:59.585 --> 00:33:59.846
have with her.

00:33:59.846 --> 00:34:00.553
I know how many minutes are they.

00:34:00.553 --> 00:34:02.378
Did you how much time in?

00:34:02.398 --> 00:34:04.065
24 hours does 1,000 guys get?00:34:04.065 --> 00:34:05.513


And my brain couldn't take it.00:34:07.328 --> 00:34:10.282


Well, it's not that hard 24 divided by 1,000.00:34:10.454 --> 00:34:12.123


But then that came to like 0.04.00:34:12.355 --> 00:34:15.239


Well, you got to do 100 first and then multiply that answer by 10.00:34:15.418 --> 00:34:17.822


Oh yeah, but yeah.00:34:18.342 --> 00:34:20.326


Ask Bonnie, maybe I will.00:34:20.385 --> 00:34:21.407


I actually did send her a message.00:34:21.427 --> 00:34:22.889


I invited her on our podcast.00:34:22.889 --> 00:34:25.318


She's too busy preparing.00:34:25.318 --> 00:34:31.983


Hey, bonnie, you got a shout out on the meat market, so how long did it take for 100?00:34:31.983 --> 00:34:33.726


Oh my God, I know I bet you.00:34:33.726 --> 00:34:36.456


They each what considers it done.00:34:36.456 --> 00:34:37.195


Did they bust?00:34:37.195 --> 00:34:37.817


You know what's funny?00:34:37.836 --> 00:34:39.197


I don't know, have you seen her promo.00:34:39.217 --> 00:34:43.099


She's like ladies would you please be willing to donate your husbands Because?00:34:43.199 --> 00:34:46.222


I need 68 more men, that is disgusting.00:34:46.242 --> 00:34:48.623


Can you imagine sending your husband?00:34:48.704 --> 00:34:48.804


off.00:34:48.804 --> 00:34:52.365


That's so sad that she's got to advertise for it.00:34:52.365 --> 00:34:59.090


That gives me hope for men, because there's not a hundred jumping on that.00:34:59.090 --> 00:35:02.452


They're like wait a second, this bitch is crazy it's going to be in Vegas.00:35:03.152 --> 00:35:04.393


My husband's like what date is she going to be in?00:35:04.414 --> 00:35:05.494


Vegas, it's probably going to be live.00:35:06.076 --> 00:35:10.018


I have free flights I fly for free that same day.00:35:10.018 --> 00:35:13.527


He's like honey, I got called into work, you know what?00:35:15.014 --> 00:35:15.376


You're like.00:35:15.617 --> 00:35:17.023


I'm the flight attendant this time.00:35:17.856 --> 00:35:20.005


If he can get her to come on the podcast listen.00:35:20.106 --> 00:35:21.291


Okay, it's all worth it.00:35:21.291 --> 00:35:22.235


I'll take one for the team.00:35:22.434 --> 00:35:24.342


Let's take one for the team here.00:35:24.362 --> 00:35:25.065


That's hilarious.00:35:26.394 --> 00:35:30.123


So, alana, what is your favorite date spot, like, where do you take a girl if you want to impress her?00:35:31.615 --> 00:35:34.552


I like a different point of view Is that the name?00:35:34.572 --> 00:35:39.762


Oh, yeah, yeah, is it the one at the top that rotates.00:35:39.782 --> 00:35:42.387


Yeah, it's nice.00:35:42.407 --> 00:35:43.427


Rooftops, Rooftops.00:35:43.427 --> 00:35:47.664


For some reason is like if you don't like me, I can throw you off.00:35:47.704 --> 00:35:48.567


No, I'm just kidding.00:35:48.567 --> 00:35:51.577


Oops, she had too many martinis.00:35:51.597 --> 00:35:52.777


She slipped.00:35:53.518 --> 00:35:53.878


Next.00:35:53.878 --> 00:35:55.860


That's a good place.00:35:56.240 --> 00:35:58.143


Any other places that you can think of that you like.00:36:00.465 --> 00:36:00.905


Have you heard of?00:36:00.905 --> 00:36:02.407


I think it's called Ghost Ship.00:36:02.947 --> 00:36:06.411


Oh, I've never heard of that, or is it Ghost Donkey?00:36:06.411 --> 00:36:12.601


There's Ghost Donkey downtown and then there's you just randomly get kicked.00:36:12.601 --> 00:36:16.961


Don't, no, I think it's Ghost Donkey, isn't it?00:36:17.554 --> 00:36:18.217


Ghost Ship is like.00:36:18.217 --> 00:36:24.141


Maybe it's not Ghost Ship You're inside a pirate ship right, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like rum-based drinks.00:36:24.215 --> 00:36:25.298


Yeah, what is it called?00:36:25.298 --> 00:36:26.041


I've been there.00:36:26.041 --> 00:36:32.621


I can't remember what it's called, but in the windows is like you see like the ocean and you see like cannons firing.00:36:32.782 --> 00:36:37.978


Yeah, or like that train, yes, century Grand.00:36:37.978 --> 00:36:41.643


For me, that's the perfect place for a first date, because it's an experience.00:36:41.943 --> 00:36:43.985


You go in, it looks like you're on a train.00:36:44.045 --> 00:36:49.949


It looks like you're going through snow or you know, trees and rivers, but you can have cocktails and they have little snacks.00:36:49.949 --> 00:36:53.938


Oh, look at that and you're just stationary For me.00:36:53.938 --> 00:37:01.688


That's like I would love a guy to take me there on a first date, Because it's something different, it's not just a typical bar or sporting event, you know yeah I mean, that was my worst.00:37:01.708 --> 00:37:04.809


Date was a sporting event yeah, what happened yeah?00:37:04.949 --> 00:37:05.329


it was?00:37:05.329 --> 00:37:12.233


It was like, uh, when I was living back in boise, my best friend I, he had a smoking hot chick and she's like hey, my friend's here.00:37:12.233 --> 00:37:13.175


I'm like you got a friend.00:37:13.175 --> 00:37:15.422


Hell, yeah, let's go on a double date, you know.00:37:15.422 --> 00:37:17.487


So we went down to the basketball game.00:37:17.487 --> 00:37:23.213


It was like a minor league basketball d league and uh, they're like we're hungry.00:37:23.213 --> 00:37:27.023


We're hungry, like well, there's pizza hut, you know, there's concession stand, you know?00:37:27.023 --> 00:37:28.556


No, no, we want something else.00:37:28.556 --> 00:37:35.048


So we leave the game to go get them something to eat and we end up at pizza hut.00:37:35.835 --> 00:37:37.519


Are you fucking kidding me?00:37:37.519 --> 00:37:42.628


Wow, and I'm like, I'm telling my buddy like I'm like, bro, she did that shit on purpose.00:37:42.628 --> 00:37:46.045


She just didn't like the squeaking or something of the basketball game or something.00:37:46.045 --> 00:37:46.646


How annoying.00:37:46.646 --> 00:37:49.760


So so I'm right there, I'm like she's not getting any.00:37:49.760 --> 00:38:00.083


And uh, and then all she's thinking she's going to be funny and she's like, with her water glass, right, she's like acting like she's going to put water on me.00:38:00.083 --> 00:38:06.409


And she's like acting like she's gonna put water on me, and then she fucking does just a little bit, but it's an ice cube and that I don't know.00:38:06.429 --> 00:38:35.322


I must have just triggered my dickhead and I fucking grabbed the pitcher of water and boom grab got up on my bam threw money on the table and fucking left and I lived right across the street and then I realized I left my keys in her car I'm like bro, bro, like I left my keys in there in the car and then I had to go back in there because he didn't understand what the hell I was saying and I'm like, uh, can I get my keys out?00:38:35.322 --> 00:38:36.063


Fuck you.00:38:36.423 --> 00:38:39.369


I'm like yeah, to go with his tail between his legs.00:38:39.556 --> 00:38:43.331


I'm like I guess I, I guess I guess I deserve that one.00:38:43.976 --> 00:38:44.458


You got me wet.00:38:47.836 --> 00:38:51.380


I was like sorry, I got you wet and not the wrong, come to find out later.00:38:51.380 --> 00:38:55.824


That night she went and three guys got their turn with her.00:38:55.824 --> 00:39:01.684


Wow, and it was like whoa, I'm sorry, it wasn't meant to be in the first place, because I'm only one man.00:39:02.014 --> 00:39:03.519


So she actually does like getting wet.00:39:03.519 --> 00:39:13.561


Yeah, I prepared, her Was there anything else you wanted to share, any other crazy date stories or embarrassing stories or any other questions you have, jess?00:39:14.396 --> 00:39:16.934


I mean just that swinger community man.00:39:16.934 --> 00:39:25.456


Do you prefer to be the one man in the couple or do you prefer to be a couple with another couple?00:39:25.456 --> 00:39:27.217


So like, do you prefer a threesome or a foursome?00:39:27.217 --> 00:39:28.157


What's your preference?00:39:28.759 --> 00:39:34.186


um, it really, it really doesn't matter as long as the vibe is right.00:39:34.186 --> 00:39:54.065


You know like you know, for instance, a chick I dated in the past, like we, we had a dude come over and it was like fucking fun, like he was a cool dude, like you know, when I was done he was able to finish, you know and you said, and you said you're not gay.00:39:54.125 --> 00:39:57.806


Right was able to finish you know her.00:39:57.827 --> 00:40:02.057


And you said, and you said you're not gay right, so as long as the other guy doesn't want that with you you're good, yeah, so it's okay.00:40:02.057 --> 00:40:04.103


And like, yeah, she's like, have you ever?00:40:04.143 --> 00:40:08.952


had a sticky situation where the other guy does really want to be with you as well.00:40:09.119 --> 00:40:21.599


Yeah, and he, he found out real quick that it's gonna to go from having fun to you, know you better run out of block Did you dump a pitcher of water on his head.00:40:21.900 --> 00:40:22.621


No, but my words did more than that.00:40:22.621 --> 00:40:25.650


Have you ever gotten into a fight in the middle of all this shenanigans?00:40:26.472 --> 00:40:35.094


No, at one point this dude catfished us and we were like what the fuck?00:40:35.094 --> 00:40:40.161


So we both said the safety word but missed it, so we didn't.00:40:40.880 --> 00:40:43.619


You had a safe word, but you didn't realize each other had said the safe word.00:40:43.619 --> 00:40:47.228


Yeah, it was like the or something you know so creative.00:40:47.228 --> 00:40:50.365


That was a horror.00:40:50.365 --> 00:40:56.652


I'm just hypothetical, but yeah, he like brandished a gun because he wasn't going to get laid.00:40:56.900 --> 00:41:01.806


I'm like wow, wow Are you serious, do you all, and you always have a safe word.00:41:02.327 --> 00:41:03.811


Yeah, I mean you have to like.00:41:04.092 --> 00:41:04.780


is that like a standard?00:41:04.780 --> 00:41:06.706


That's like standard in the community.00:41:07.047 --> 00:41:13.467


Okay, Because if if she's not feeling comfortable, then I'm not going to feel comfortable, and if I'm not feeling comfortable, then I'm not gonna feel comfortable and if I'm not feeling comfortable.00:41:13.788 --> 00:41:23.324


I and you know there's been times where like, for instance, uh, this chick, we, we met this couple and the dude was a tool, a fucking douchebag.00:41:23.324 --> 00:41:25.309


The chick was smoking hot, like.00:41:25.309 --> 00:41:27.659


Like I'm like hell, yeah, you know.00:41:27.659 --> 00:41:30.686


But then he was such a tool, I'm like I'm not even into this.00:41:30.686 --> 00:41:36.467


Like well, the chick I was with was like it wasn't into it.00:41:36.467 --> 00:41:39.302


Well, she's like you can go back to the house and hook up with him.00:41:39.302 --> 00:41:43.932


I'm like no, and she like tried to almost force me to go.00:41:44.119 --> 00:41:47.608


Do that I'm like bitch like that's not, he's a tool, he's a tool to you.00:41:47.648 --> 00:41:53.809


He's a tool to me too, like he's a fucking 45 year old dude with a mohawk like thinking it's cool.00:41:53.809 --> 00:42:02.521


You know, like I mean it would be cool if it was cool, but it wasn't what's something that always is like is like do you have something that's like?00:42:02.721 --> 00:42:04.306


I will always use my safe word?00:42:04.306 --> 00:42:07.960


Like if this happens, I will always use my safe word like when do you good?00:42:07.960 --> 00:42:10.744


Question like what qualifies as a safe word?00:42:11.065 --> 00:42:27.643


situation so like, uh, like it's been pretty mutual too with the ladies I've, you know, explored with uh, no kissing, because that's intimate as fuck and if, if a dude tries to kiss, it's like bro, I will knock you the fuck out.00:42:27.643 --> 00:42:28.923


You know the rules.00:42:28.963 --> 00:42:50.409


You know like not, you know maybe, maybe, maybe he does it, but or like, like I was like I was uh randomly in this situation where there's uh multiple dudes and this guy's wife and all of a sudden like there's some x-rated shit starting to happen.00:42:50.409 --> 00:42:54.005


I'm like, oh okay, this chick's gonna get banged up.00:42:54.005 --> 00:43:10.210


And the one rule the guy had was condoms, obviously, and his hand one of the guys uh did it did it without it and I'm like I'm out I'm out because I want, I don't want to see you get your ass whooped by the husband or whatever.00:43:10.710 --> 00:43:22.873


Like no, so like those are a couple of maybe not a safety word, but just like uh yeah, like, like yeah like red, red light so, speaking of getting your ass whooped, are you down for that meat grab?00:43:23.201 --> 00:43:25.672


time for the meat grab, the juiciest part of this segment.00:43:25.994 --> 00:43:30.166


You do know, I just said that straight right for the challenge willing to share.00:43:30.286 --> 00:43:33.693


Pick one, if you dare some of them are innocent.00:43:33.693 --> 00:43:36.494


Some of them are not so innocent, so pick at your own risk.00:43:36.514 --> 00:43:39.166


Watch Steve get a, not watch Steve get an innocent one.00:43:39.166 --> 00:43:42.286


Two you want two, you like two.00:43:42.286 --> 00:43:43.931


Two do it two for two.00:43:43.931 --> 00:43:47.471


It's fitting for his it is very, very fitting truth.00:43:49.626 --> 00:43:56.635


One thing not many people know about me is I have four middle names.00:43:56.635 --> 00:43:58.760


Oh, you do four middle names, two middle names.00:43:58.780 --> 00:43:59.242


What the fuck?00:43:59.242 --> 00:44:00.344


How?00:44:00.525 --> 00:44:00.965


do you?00:44:01.005 --> 00:44:05.284


have four names, four total names okay, two middle names roger bartholomew.00:44:05.605 --> 00:44:12.081


Uh, a year before I was born, roger and bart um pulled my dad out of a gas fire, saved his life oh, wow I.00:44:12.081 --> 00:44:14.025


I was like dad can I change my middle name?00:44:14.025 --> 00:44:17.007


I don't know how to spell bartholomew when I was younger and he's like.00:44:17.007 --> 00:44:18.150


He told me the story.00:44:18.150 --> 00:44:19.110


I'm like I'll keep it.00:44:19.411 --> 00:44:20.893


That's funny, that's cute.00:44:21.092 --> 00:44:22.074


Yeah.00:44:22.074 --> 00:44:28.172


Next question One thing what is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in the bedroom?00:44:28.172 --> 00:44:40.413


Oh, I feel this is going to be good, oh shit.00:44:40.413 --> 00:44:41.798


So there I was Getting a rim job and I accidentally farted.00:44:41.798 --> 00:44:45.090


It's so funny because her reaction was ooh scary.00:44:45.090 --> 00:44:49.159


I'm like oh, that wasn't supposed to happen.00:44:49.159 --> 00:44:53.150


At least you made me feel as relaxed as I possibly could.00:44:53.150 --> 00:44:56.572


Why are you covering your face like that?00:44:56.572 --> 00:44:57.378


Oh my God.00:44:57.981 --> 00:44:59.606


That's not where I thought this was going.00:44:59.606 --> 00:45:02.606


Where did you think it was going?00:45:02.606 --> 00:45:03.461


I don't know.00:45:03.461 --> 00:45:05.367


But not to rim jobs, I don't know.00:45:05.367 --> 00:45:07.512


I wasn't prepared, I wasn't prepared.00:45:07.840 --> 00:45:09.204


I was not prepared for this.00:45:09.204 --> 00:45:10.268


Well, that's a wrap.00:45:10.268 --> 00:45:12.684


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Thanks again and we'll see you next week at the meat market deuces oh my god, I just totally got catfished.00:45:46.436 --> 00:45:53.510


He looks absolutely nothing like his picture, so I found out, the guy that I've been dating is married with kids.00:45:53.510 --> 00:45:55.614


His wife just reached out to me.